- Me: oh man. Azula? If I was a cartoon ...
- Shazad bhai: she'd own me
- Me: I'd own her
- Shazad bhai: what are you going to bend?
- Me: ...
Failure to accept fate is a symptom of pride.
Superman vs. The Elite
response to declining a Facebook event invite
- Me: y u gotta decline, Richard?! I see how it iz!
- Me: ;]
- Richard: Don't love you.