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lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

hollywoodwhispers:

junkyard-bodhisattva:

New Zealand researchers discovered that women are more attracted to clean-shaven men than bearded ones.

Women think facial hair makes men look older, more aggressive, and less attractive, according to a new study published in the journal Behavioral Ecology.

I think this is a really shoddy study.

But I don’t like beards.

#NOREGRETS

:(

It’s always worked for me. Course, my beard is much cooler than most others. Plus it has all those cool attachments.

Hey, If it makes me look more aggressive, I’m for it!

Reblogged 1 year ago from lonelyheartsdeathmetal (Originally from junkyard-bodhisattva-deactivate)
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Tagged: FACE PUBES, tyvm, oops looks like i have to quit tumblr now, you're only allowed on tumblr if you like beards right?, i don't mind goatees, or soul patches lol, but that full fluffy shit, and neckbeards, maannnn whyyyy, .
  1. aloneillstandonthestage reblogged this from bubblexbutt and added:
    BACKED
  2. troy-and-abed-now-on-tummmmblr reblogged this from poetichellion and added:
    maybe if you have good facial features like a chiseled jaw or something but most guys i know don’t look good without...
  3. humainsvolants reblogged this from zladkohasaboaraffe and added:
    reblogged especially for the two last comments. (I don’t wear a beard because I am not pleased imagining myself with one...
  4. thedevilslovechild reblogged this from motherovdragons and added:
    Why the fuck do you think I have a beard? To look pretty?
  5. joyfulpantsofbuttlol reblogged this from kristen-jane and added:
    Well then. Looks like I’ve been lying to myself for many years. Sorry bearded guys. Turns out I don’t actually prefer...
  6. ab0rt-missi0n reblogged this from shesfighting-withthesky
  7. shesfighting-withthesky reblogged this from growingground and added:
    lol wrong.
  8. thewomanwithoutfear reblogged this from pawstoyourselfspacerat and added:
    I’m calling shenanigans! I love beards.
  9. sinfin-alfin reblogged this from deadbeast and added:
    apparently i’m not a woman…
  10. hollywoodwhispers said: Don’t worry. Out of all the beards, yours is the coolest. :p
  11. wordsinthewater reblogged this from dsaintsworks and added:
    I grow my facial for women like steff
  12. signless-sufferer reblogged this from hmmmnothanks and added:
    Hey Erik, bad news.
  13. hmmmnothanks reblogged this from charlotteshiteater
  14. slaveofallaahswt reblogged this from shazadkhan and added:
    Study: I don’t care. LOL!
  15. sylvita reblogged this from jessthevagabond and added:
    now that study is just silly.
  16. shazadkhan reblogged this from lonelyheartsdeathmetal and added:
    Hey, If it makes me look more aggressive, I’m for it!
  17. jessthevagabond reblogged this from lonelyheartsdeathmetal and added:
    Lies — ALL LIES!!! Beards are the best…so is chest hair! I don’t care if you’re bald, but if you’ve got a beard and/or...
  18. lonelyheartsdeathmetal reblogged this from hollywoodwhispers and added:
    :( It’s always worked for me. Course, my beard is much cooler than most others. Plus it has all those cool attachments.
  19. badbuddhist4 said: My beard makes me a teddy bear.
  20. uuberawsum reblogged this from curvaliciousdarling and added:
    beards can be fucking sexy if done right and if it looks right on the guy I can’t say I mind the rugged look
  21. pye-in-the-sky reblogged this from veefosho and added:
    Bullshit, beard love for life.
  22. curvaliciousdarling reblogged this from veefosho and added:
    I like beards if they suit the guy...don’t scratch the hell out
  23. veefosho reblogged this from egmparagon and added:
    There you have it, ladies. I’m ugly and a lot of you are wrong!
  24. shatbonah reblogged this from josaypoo
  25. rayoffuckingsunshine reblogged this from odiumvsapathy and added:
    If you look any more aggressive, people will piss themselves in fear on the El.
  26. josaypoo reblogged this from wugs and added:
    BULL SHIT BEARDS ARE SEXY
  27. kickdoutofthehood reblogged this from simplethingsmakemyheartbeat and added:
    New Zealand is now dead to me
  28. simplethingsmakemyheartbeat reblogged this from kayayemmm and added:
    Maybe they should do...US?; Because, I’ll take a guy with a beard over a clean face any...
  29. butterfly-glitter reblogged this from there-were-no-good-urls-left and added:
    Though I don’t mind either way, dat commentary. lmao
  30. kayayemmm reblogged this from silver-serenade and added:
    New Zealand researchers discovered that women are...attracted to clean-shaven
  31. whimsicallyhumorous reblogged this from veganhugs and added:
    Not true at all.
  32. dannyazazel reblogged this from alicethesable and added:
    Yeah same reason as above, bearded guys remind me of some older guys in my life like my uncle and it makes me feel so...
  33. geekinpearls reblogged this from alicethesable and added:
    I call shenanigans. Facial hair makes my pants fall off
  34. aspidelaps reblogged this from ryunwoofie and added:
    Anyone who thinks clean shaven is better has never had a back scratch from a beard.
  35. lionas-little-secrets reblogged this from ryunwoofie and added:
    ITS ALL LIES!!! I LIKE MY APE MEN HAIRY!
  36. sunriseovervenus reblogged this from mommy-cuteella and added:
    LIES!