Minimal Superheroes
Created by Rafael Barletta
For Mike
AND YOU BETTER SEE THIS!
Or i’ll submit this to you.
I found this on my dad’s desk.
My mother bought this for me when I was 12-13 years old.
A blast from the past.
Clark: BROOOOOOOOOSE.
Bruce: oh my god clark seriously I am busy do you not see that? I have to devote 22 hours a day to crimefighting and billionairing and crying manfully alone in the dark okay.
Clark: BROOSE I KNOW
I
KNOW
Bruce: how did you know clark. HOW COULD YOU EVER KNOW THE DEPTH OF MY BATGONY?
Clark:Because I have sadvision. It is one of my Kryptonian powers. I can see all of your sads.
Bruce: batsob
Clark:BRUCE, I WILL CRADLE YOU AGAINST MY BULGING PECTORALS SO THAT YOU WILL KNOW WHAT A HUG FEELS LIKE. TAKE THIS KNOWLEDGE (AND ALL OF MY LOVING) AND HUG YOUR ROBINS.
Bruce: ALL of my Robins?
Clark: ALL OF THE ROBINS.
It’s hard to pay attention to everything in the middle of a super-powered battlefield, but I am sure Hal is going to keep his distance from Wonder Woman from now on.
shazadkhan replied to your post: you are MY SUPERMAN no matter what
can you post that scene where clark shakes the douchebag’s hand really hard?
What Do You See Here? by Eduardo San Gil
So which do you see? I only ever see two bears high-fiving in these things.
Underoos Underwear Commercial (1980)
Redunderwear, I think you should get the superman one.
